What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
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