What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
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What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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