What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
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