What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is an archer's favorite store?
When do mice play every day?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
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