What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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