What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's the noisiest food?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How do hurricanes see?