Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do fish do at parades?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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