Why do two skunks argue?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's the politest month?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?