Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What bird is losing its hair?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the frog starve?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
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