Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What's a kitty's favorite book?