What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Which fly makes films?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What should your husband name his internet connection?