What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the smallest lion?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
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