What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
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