What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do books sleep?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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