What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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