What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?