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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What game do mice love to play?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

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What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?