How do you spot a modern spider?

What bird is losing its hair?

What game do mice love to play?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?