What does a panda ghost say?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?