What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you call a short cow?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do they call pastors in Germany?