What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?