Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do jokesters study in college?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a handsome runner?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you get when two plants kiss?