Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which animal will never go bald?
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