Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which animal will never go bald?