Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What animal has the most fun?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?