What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do all the planets get along?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do two skunks argue?
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