What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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