What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What are you studying in math?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a henway?
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