Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?