What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a small mom?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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