What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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