What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
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What bee is good for your health?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
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