Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What is the quickest button on a radio?