What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
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What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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