Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?