When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What bird is always sad?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?