What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the foal cough?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?