Why are grandkids so great?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which insect makes the best father?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?