What do you give an angry rhino?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?