Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do kittens go to school?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call two birds in love?
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