What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?