Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?