What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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