What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?