What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What animal floats best?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the mime upset?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What are baby potatoes called?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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