What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What vegetables make the best music?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

How can you make 7 even?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?