What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's the holiest insect?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.