Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the friendliest pen?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do you arrest a pig?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.