Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Where was Noah born?

What do math teachers eat?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?