What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?