What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Goat cheese!
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
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