What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How much money does a skunk have?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How did the tree get lost?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's a forklift?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's the friendliest pen?