How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
How does a squid go into battle?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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