Why was the cow unable to run the race?

How does a squid go into battle?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?