What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the coolest country?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What country has the most fish?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
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