What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
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