What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why was the computer cold at work?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What building always gets stains on it?