What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
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