Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?