What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How long will dinner be?
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