What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Surprise!!!!
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
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