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What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do fish do at parades?