Why did the echo get detention?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call octopus twins?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a horse's favorite sport?