Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do bears keep cool?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Which cats have the best manners?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?