Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What is Santa's favorite dessert?