Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

When do mice play every day?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?