Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?