What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What vegetables do librarians like?

When do cows get tired?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?