Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?