How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?