What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?