What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why are stones so good at music?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?