What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
What nationality are most fish?
When does a horse talk?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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