What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do insects learn at school?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?