What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which elf is the best singer?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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