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Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

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Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

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