What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
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What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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