What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
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