Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

How was the wedding?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.