What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What animal has the most fun?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?