Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What animal loves Indian food?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?