Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How do you arrest a pig?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?