Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What bird is always sad?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?