What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
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