Why did the cow cross the road?

When does a horse talk?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?