What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What bird is always sad?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?