Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the broom late for school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
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