Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is a cow's dream job?
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