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He had a wand toy.
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What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
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