What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?