What did the snake name his daughter?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a dog in space?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?