When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call an old snowman?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?