Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?