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What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?