What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why is summer always sad?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?