Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?