Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?