What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?