Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What school subject really rocks?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?