Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?