Why do all the planets get along?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do two skunks argue?