What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?