What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where do horses reside?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?