Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do math teachers love March?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What snacks always have the best tan?