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How do you get straight A's?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's the holiest insect?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What bee is good for your health?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?