What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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