Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why is a computer so smart?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?