Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Who invented fractions?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do nosey peppers do?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?