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What animals make the best students?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What is the coolest country?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?