What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?