What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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