What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What dog never pays attention in class?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
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