What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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