What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did autumn say to summer?
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