What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the confused bee say?