What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?