Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?