What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Which state has the best streets?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How are mountains able to see?
Families are like fudge.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
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