What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the horse so happy?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
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