What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?