What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?