Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where do burgers like to dance?