What animals make the best students?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?