What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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