What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who granted the fish a wish?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are cars magic?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
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