Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?