What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Families are like fudge.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
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