What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
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What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How did the toad die?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do ants go to eat?
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