What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
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What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
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