What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?