What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?