What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?