What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How does a cow do math?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What animals make the best baseball players?