What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
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