Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

How did the toad die?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?