What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
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What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
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