What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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