What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How do bears keep cool?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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