What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a tired tree?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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