What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?