What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the elk have great hair?
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