Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why is winter considered holy?