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What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?