What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How did the tree get lost?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What siblings are always sad?

How did the pirate call his mother?