How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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