How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a baby monkey?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
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