What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?