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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

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Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What sport do horses love to play?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

My leaf blower doesn't work.