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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

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What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

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What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Who is friends with everyone at school?