Which former US President was always cold?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do little fish love to play with?