Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
Which former US President was always cold?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
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