What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

I broke my finger!

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?