What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?