What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?