What's a cat's favorite board game?

What bird is losing its hair?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why is grass so dangerous?