Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?