What's a watch's eldest relative?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?