What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What tea do footballers drink?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do mice bring on a picnic?