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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which family member has tusks?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What is the strongest animal?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?